1. fizziwig88 June 24, 2011 12:14 am 

    I was wondering when this hilarious commercial was gonna show up here!

  2. Carus0e June 23, 2011 11:55 pm 

    Some things just don’t need to be sung about.
    How bad do you need to work to take that gig? Who wrote it and pitched it to a client without wetting himself?

  3. Kenedamick June 23, 2011 11:18 pm 

    Whatever you do don’t suffer in silence.

  4. lvn4life June 23, 2011 11:10 pm 

    THATS THE DUMBEST CHIT! But hey dont suffer in silence,…

  5. redhed311 June 23, 2011 10:44 pm 

    I knew this would eventually make it to Youtube! I’m from St. Louis and this place has popped up here too. They’re expanding!

  6. koolkid579 June 23, 2011 10:36 pm 

    hahahahaha old people hemoriods hilarouse :DD

  7. Ryanmiller70 June 23, 2011 10:01 pm 

    My dad was just making fun of their slogan. He said what if a guy that actually didn’t want to suffer in silence went up to the mall and said on the speakers “I have hemorroids and my balls itch.”

  8. prs1945 June 23, 2011 9:20 pm 

    I used to be a jingle producer. This is just…beyond the beyond! The singer must’ve had a hell of a time keeping a straight face in the studio.

  9. thatother1dude June 23, 2011 8:40 pm 

    I live near St. Louis, so I heard this ad on TV a couple times. I was wondering when this was going to hit the internet.

  10. zenbeer June 23, 2011 8:38 pm 

    best… commercial… jingle… ever…

  11. ThePenguinforce June 23, 2011 8:10 pm 


  12. mynuose2 June 23, 2011 7:20 pm 

    @Carus0e Charlie Harper wote this song, right after the Maple Loops jingle

  13. Carus0e June 23, 2011 6:22 pm 

    @mynuose2 It took me a while to get that … very funny, thumbs up. I guess he’ll have to right some more gems like this now that he’s out of a job.

  14. Stanoley June 23, 2011 5:30 pm 

    I’ts a DOGONE LIE,,,,two treatments they still hurt even worse, don’t go there. You want be suffering in slience. trust me… $598 pr. treatment they ram up in you and burn you 7-8 times and send you out the door nothing for pain either, and they to try schedule at least 4-5 treatments, if you are stupid enough to come back.

  15. JBofBrisbane June 23, 2011 4:33 pm 

    “Midwest Haemmorhoid Treatment Centre – Get Your Ass In To Gear”.

  16. edwincluck June 23, 2011 3:46 pm 

    The tune has become an internet hit in England.

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