14 Comments

  1. redhed311 November 8, 2011 11:47 am 

    Best jingle ever. I’m from St. Louis and this place has popped up here too. They’re expanding!

  2. LightcycleChampion November 8, 2011 11:44 am 

    Why are they having a hemorrhoid cookout?

  3. REALfreaky November 8, 2011 11:42 am 

    FUCK YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

  4. MASTERBLASTERSOUND November 8, 2011 11:23 am 

    How about ” Were gonna fix your ass someday ” For a slogan, People been telling me that for years and i`ve gotten absolutely no results ! Do they give free estimates ?

  5. koratheexplora November 8, 2011 10:43 am 

    I love how when he says “hemorrhoids are a reality for nearly 80 percent of Americans” she pats her pregnant belly like YEAH, MY BABY WILL SOMEDAY HAVE HEMORRHOIDS TOO!

    I’m also from the St. Louis area and each time these commercials come on I can’t help but die laughing at the jingle.

  6. SonicCharizard November 8, 2011 10:17 am 

    I am unfortunate enough to have had DON’T SUFFER IN SILEEEEEEEEENCE~ become a family joke.
    The ~PURE JOY~ of being a St. Louisan.

  7. IfritZero November 8, 2011 10:02 am 

    80 percent of americans? Holy shit, that means almost 250 million people are suffering in silence!

  8. BCJEntertainment247 November 8, 2011 9:36 am 

    Mmm, BBQ hemorroids.

  9. Stanoley November 8, 2011 8:50 am 

    I’ts a DOGONE LIE,,,,two treatments they still hurt even worse, don’t go there. You want be suffering in slience. trust me… $598 pr. treatment they ram up in you and burn you 7-8 times and send you out the door nothing for pain either, and they to try schedule at least 4-5 treatments, if you are stupid enough to come back.

  10. osolukky November 8, 2011 7:56 am 

    @LightcycleChampion you dont? lol

  11. Pooky1991 November 8, 2011 7:23 am 

    That jingle would work better for people who are abused.

  12. MultiKimmyKimKim November 8, 2011 6:53 am 

    I go for the free exams. Never had a hemoroid, but hightly recommend the exams.

  13. eponine243 November 8, 2011 6:03 am 

    @LightcycleChampion you don’t?

  14. horsefucker1680 November 8, 2011 5:14 am 

    The theme song is quite entertaining.

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