1. ImTheFuckinBarbs March 25, 2012 4:03 pm 

    @vesternor ”catholic heaven”?!?!?!?! george carlin was very anti religious, he wont be? anywhere near a catholic heaven.

  2. 11strelokfan1000 March 25, 2012 3:49 pm 

    Billy? (Connoll)oscopy 😉

  3. OMNISLASHER1000 March 25, 2012 3:36 pm 

    billy just finds words like that funny cos glaswegians dont have too use them too get their? point across,a vasectomy? naw,baws chopped aff!!!

  4. Leowen2 March 25, 2012 2:42 pm 

    This is a subject we need to talk about more,? I’m always bringing uo the subject at smoke, that and prostate cancer research.

  5. bayrat320 March 25, 2012 2:28 pm 

    got to? your friendly chemisty and ask for “Shiteazy”

  6. EldrickotheElephants March 25, 2012 2:01 pm 

    Flippin’ love this, especially as a fellow Glaswegian! I’d give anything to see him in person myself. He was at the same school as my mum2 If you’d care to help out a fellow Glaswegian, I’m currently trying to win a scholarship to? a big firm in London,and would really appreciate some help! If you could search “Eldrick of the Elephants” on facebook and LIKE my page it would really help, got to get as many likes as possible.Sorry for the shameless self promotion, but us Scots gotta stick together!

  7. lindaandjeff08 March 25, 2012 1:42 pm 

    This? was so funny, I had tears in my eyes.

  8. Zephyesa March 25, 2012 1:25 pm 

    toilet paper in the fridge classic?

  9. kotetsu131 March 25, 2012 12:56 pm 

    christ the bloody? scots do it every tyme!

  10. NUNCLEFRITZ March 25, 2012 12:10 pm 


  11. alemappurple March 25, 2012 11:13 am 

    Vulgarity at it’s best, and I’m a? prude, but how could you not laugh at that?
    Hysterical. Even more so when you know EXACTLY what he’s on about.

  12. alemappurple March 25, 2012 11:00 am 

    This reminds me of a funny story from a former colleague? of mine.
    We worked in an office and had run out of toilet paper. Bob, who was a big man, went to the near-bye town centre and bought two of these multi-pack toilet rolls with the convenient carry handle,18 rolls altogether.
    He was walking back to the office when he hears a very loud voice shouting.
    “Hoy big man————— wid ye no be cheaper buying a bottle of Imodium?”

  13. peacefrog1916 March 25, 2012 10:14 am 

    @NUNCLEFRITZ Why? you watching it then?

  14. captainhardcrabs1 March 25, 2012 9:36 am 

    Your mother should have used birth control

  15. Adishkamamadoli March 25, 2012 9:31 am 

    Nice? is he still alive?

  16. workwithnature March 25, 2012 9:25 am 

    That was the funniest thing ever,? Nice one :)

  17. unsanityisreality March 25, 2012 8:41 am 


  18. Marcjames1986 March 25, 2012 7:45 am 

    @Adishkamamadoli yes and still touring, seen him? last night, very funny still

  19. SuperBRONSON21 March 25, 2012 7:30 am 

    would? like to see more stand up by billy,or even to be able to get access to more recordings

  20. ChesterLoadstone March 25, 2012 7:00 am 

    Butt humor will NEVER go out? of style.

  21. MikkeDeviant March 25, 2012 6:00 am 

    it’s? like a hose that nobodys’ holding

  22. XFerginatorX March 25, 2012 5:38 am 

    “every time i clap my hands a child in Africa dies”
    “Then stop clapping your? hands!”

  23. TitchTV March 25, 2012 5:28 am 

    Ha. That’s ace!! Always smile at this. Reminds me of an afternoon at Airedale hospital?! 5 of us in the 6 bed ward? took the night before pills!!! One poor sod didn’t. Matron went in to see the chap with a tray of summit. 5 mins later he’s legging it to the loo!!! ;-D A bizarre afternoon!!!

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